Just Another Crazy Guy
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | I've struggled with undiagnosed mental illness most of my 37 years. Now that I'm receiving treatment, I'm trying to put together a semi-normal life. On the weekends I wear tights and fight crime. |
| Interests | free speech, reading, role-playing games (the kind with dice not the kind in the bedroom you naughty people), vodka, movies, grammatical incorrectness |
| Favorite Movies | Halloween, Touch of Evil, Night of the Living Dead, Casablanca, Animal House, Godzilla |
| Favorite Music | Elvis Costello, the Replacements, "Weird" Al Yankovic, The Bloodhound Gang |
| Favorite Books | In the Country of Last Things, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, The Demon-Haunted World, Farewell My Lovely, Feet of Clay, The Continental Op, Gun With Occasional Music |
You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
Give the sky-writer napalm. Just like the Christian God, I'll send messages by burning foliage.