hoist
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Down and, no no, more to the right, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a caricature of myself. |
| Interests | Busting chops, picking locks, tanning hides and curing pox, running gin, sowing sin, digging graves and cracking grins, toppling tyrants, scaling towers, quoting Byron, smelling flowers, shifting shame, dodging blame, blowing smoke and naming names |
You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
After years of toil and ardor, I have mastered the much-envied "What the shit guys get that light out of my eyes, hell man I was just looking for my goddamn keys, christ where do you even buy bulbs that bright"