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Gold-Digging Nanny
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GenderFemale
Occupationformer nanny
LocationUnited Kingdom
IntroductionI'm married to Milton Avery, the head of Avery International, and I sometimes help him run his business when he's floating around amid plane wreckage in the Atlantic. My best friend is June Morgan, a registered nurse. We enjoy making men grovel together. Lately I've been busy shopping for a new car, since my last one exploded.
Interestsfrying pans, Hotpoint appliances, gold-digging, new cars, revealing bathrobes, back-room corporate machinations, diamonds

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made from nothing less than 24 carats, and will depict me slamming a cast-iron skillet into the head of my treacherous chauffer.

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