Gold-Digging Nanny
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- Duck and Cover
- garfield minus garfield
- Garfield: Lost in Translation
- Heathcliff Explained
- I, Snuffy
- Japes for Owre Tymes
- Mary Worth and Me
- Mary Worth, Style Mavin
- Reynard Noir: The Seedy Underworld of Slylock Fox
- Right Blog 'O Justice
- The Comics Curmudgeon
- The Luck of Dennis St. Michel, Viscount Stokington
- This Week in Milford
Gender | Female |
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Occupation | former nanny |
Location | United Kingdom |
Introduction | I'm married to Milton Avery, the head of Avery International, and I sometimes help him run his business when he's floating around amid plane wreckage in the Atlantic. My best friend is June Morgan, a registered nurse. We enjoy making men grovel together. Lately I've been busy shopping for a new car, since my last one exploded. |
Interests | frying pans, Hotpoint appliances, gold-digging, new cars, revealing bathrobes, back-room corporate machinations, diamonds |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made from nothing less than 24 carats, and will depict me slamming a cast-iron skillet into the head of my treacherous chauffer.