Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Complaining |
| Location | On A Couch, Oklahoma, United States |
| Introduction | Just this guy who knows squat about nuthin' but enjoys thinking he does or at least continually fooling himself to that fact. |
| Interests | Books, Board Games, Music, Writing, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Reading, Norway, Norwegian, Sweden, Swedish, Art, Graphic Design, Learning, Thinking, Lego, Beanbags, Monkeys, Squirrels, Silly Putty, Marsupial Wrestling, Just Being, Stuff, Other Stuff |
| Favorite movies | Stuff with magic, swords, ninjas, monkeys or dirty jokes. All the above is usually the best. A chick flick is okie dokie every so often as long as it contains a decent smattering of crass, nutty or dope humor to help sustain it through all the namby pamby we're-in-love-now-we're-not-wait-we-are-again bullhockey. - Actual movie faves:, Brothers Grimm, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Serenity, Borat, Constantine, Dodgeball, Enemy At The Gates, Galaxy Quest, Idiocracy, Kingdom of Heaven, O Brother Where Art Thou, Zoolander, Curse of the Golden Flower, Pan's Labyrinth, Tae Guk Gi |
| Favorite music | Hopwell, Goldrush, The Golden Dogs, Veruca Salt, Stereophonics, Wireless Stores, Bivouac, Buffalo Tom, Nerf Herder, Preston School of Industry, We Are Scientists, Grand Mal, Wolfmother, New Bad Things, Built To Spill, Jeremy Enigk, El Gato, Moonlight Towers, esp All Stars, Starlight Mints, Vinnie and The Stardusters, Creeper Lagoon, Llama Farmers, Silver Sun, Silversun Pickups, Tiara, Swervedriver, Ride, Arnold, Whip, Flaming Lips, Jimmy Eat World, Snow Patrol, Teenage Fanclub, Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Verve, Richard Ashcroft, Coldplay, Dandy Warhols, Garageland, Catherine Wheel, Rob Dickinson, The Silent League, Arlo, Convoy, Broken Social Scene, Swell, Statistics, The Wonder Stuff, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Groundswell, Wrens, Wheat, Miles Hunt, Delgados, Magoo, Candyskins, Nada Surf, Feeder, Fiver, Ed Harcourt, Death Cab For Cutie, Iron and Wine, That Dog, Hundred Reasons, Symposium, Sparklehorse, Six By Seven, Miles, Spoon, Razorlight, Killingtons, Ridel High, Chopper One, Ozma, Weezer, Summercamp, Vandals, Ash, Polak, Adorable, Centro-Matic, Will Johnson, South San Gabriel, Crackout, Supernaturals, Josh Rouse, Glitterbox, Morphine, The Death Ray Davies, Thrush Hermit, Joel Plaskett, Sloan, John Easedale, Gerald Collier, Grandaddy, Crashland, Dig, Tripmaster Monkey, The Models, My Vitriol, American Analog Set, January, Inch, Teen Heroes, Silver Scooter, Earlimart, Sunday's Best, G.Love and Special Sauce, Remy Zero, Orbit, Promise Ring, Sianspheric, The Figgs, Starflyer 59, Urusei Yatsura, Number One Cup, Lotion, Scientists, Edsel, Neil Halstead |
| Favorite books | Right now I'm waaaay hooked on, Steven Erikson, Otherwise I like Fantasy, Science Fiction (yes, they are friggin' different), History, Philosophy, Humor, Alternative History and Theory of (insert topic here.) Finding out the inner workings or ideals of different things can be very intriguing; whether it is mathematical applications, theology or the color spectrum and real nut content of squirrel feces. It's quite mind boggling believe me. Just the ratios of shades of brown and once processed, much less multiple trip, South American nut varieties alone can power down the best calculator or bead block the smoothest abacus. |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Get as insanely drunk as I am able. And then try not to get any feedback during my harp solo.