Barry Morris

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Transportation
Occupation Driver
Location Bakersfield, California, United States
Introduction Easy to meet and talk with, usually up on current events. Not too hard on the eyes, but no egotist. Upbeat optimist and friendly philosopher. Fairly intelligent, sometimes mystical, understand a wide variety of subjects. Technical and precise or jovial and relaxed, is all the same to me. (Beloved iconoclast...)
Interests My interests include arts and crafts, painting with oils and water color, woodwork and constructions, sculpture, writing and outdoor sports and recreation (boating, fishing, etc.). LOVE to read.
Favorite Movies All the Star Wars movies, the later Star Trek pictures, Anything Tolkein, Harry Potter and Later 007 action flicks. Like modern and SciFi genre, loved Serenity.
Favorite Music All jazz, smooth or modern, classic rock, 60's and 70's folk music, Classical, blues and Motown all turn me up.
Favorite Books KJV Bible, all Kabballah works, Robert Ludlum (Bourne Identity), Dan Brown (Da Vinci Code), Umberto Eco (Faucault's Pendulum). Too many to name, all Shakespeare and Browning, many others... Harold Bloom, for instance...

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Wrap the slinky around the goat's leg and throw him against the wall. As he bounces up, his horns dig a spot you then climb up like a ladder.