joanne
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Manager |
| Location | You'll Never Guess, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Psycho saleswoman. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I won't escape. I will survive on goat milk until the goat keels over. Then I will eat the goat. Then I will die a miserable and painful death.