Gender	Female
Location	Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Introduction	Perpetually sarcastic. Instigator. Pusher of buttons. Also a great fan of stealing quotes from NTB and passing them off as my own (re: two previous statements)...
Interests	Beer, wine, Laphroaig, footy, travel, sarcasm
Favorite movies	Blazing Saddles, Revolver, all other Guy Ritchie movies, Basketball, The Boondock Saints, and if My Little Pony had a movie, I'd probably watch it.
Favorite music	All music. Really... from Backstreet Boys, to Mozart, to Killswitch Engage.
Favorite books	Magician, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Celestine Prohecy, The Alchemist, Janet Evanovitch books, too.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

That's stupid, you take waffles OFF the griddle. That's like saying you put toast into a toaster.