KTA

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About me

Gender Female
Location Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Introduction Perpetually sarcastic. Instigator. Pusher of buttons. Also a great fan of stealing quotes from NTB and passing them off as my own (re: two previous statements)...
Interests Beer, wine, Laphroaig, footy, travel, sarcasm
Favorite Movies Blazing Saddles, Revolver, all other Guy Ritchie movies, Basketball, The Boondock Saints, and if My Little Pony had a movie, I'd probably watch it.
Favorite Music All music. Really... from Backstreet Boys, to Mozart, to Killswitch Engage.
Favorite Books Magician, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Celestine Prohecy, The Alchemist, Janet Evanovitch books, too.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

That's stupid, you take waffles OFF the griddle. That's like saying you put toast into a toaster.