Ian Stanford
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
| Occupation | drink servant/cyclist |
| Location | Winona, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | Working on finishing school with a degree in criminology and criminal justice. I am also working hard on another solid season as a cat. one Elite road racer and a pro mountain biker with the Grandstay Cycling Team. I am trying to work on my book when I can. That is a project that will take many more years. In the meantime I fill the hours bartending and managing at the local "spot." |
| Interests | Cycling both road and mountain, snowhoeing, hiking, reading and writing. |
| Favorite movies | Tommy Boy, Napolean Dynamite, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Shawshank Redemption, Coming to America, and the "Bourne" series. |
| Favorite music | Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer. Basically anything Maynard James Keenan or Danny Carey are involved in. And of course, the Beatles and John Lennon. |
| Favorite books | Atlas Shrugged, The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, Cold Beers and Crocodiles. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
You knew I love maple syrup. I was always freaked out buying syrup in bottles shaped like an old lady or a maple leaf. It never made any sense from me, and I always expected my lady bottles to start sliding across the table and having conversattion with me. Roosters can't talk. So, it just sits on the table and "kaws." I can tolerate that much much better.

