Mike

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Your girlfriend's favorite writer
Location Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Introduction Fear does not exist in my dojo.
Interests Muay Thai, Old-school video games, '80s metal, settling turf disputes with freestyle rap battles, drinking like I mean it, not talking about Fight Club, Los Angeles Dodgers
Favorite Movies The Thin Red Line, The Goonies
Favorite Music The Birthday Massacre, The English Prices, Dropkick Murphys, Hootie and the Blowfish, Amy Miles
Favorite Books Karch Kiraly's Professional Volleyball Player

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Fuck you, Dandelion! I play by my own rules!