Max K. Date
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Construction |
| Occupation | Sales, Orientations, and General Awesomeness |
| Location | MPLS/STP, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | I like to cook, clean, and watch professional sporting events. I spend the rest of the time writing, causing low-grade tomfoolery, and being a good boyfriend. |
| Interests | My primary interest is having people pay attention to me, hence the reason I'm here in the first place. Thank you for being enablers. |
| Favorite movies | Anything that promotes excessive language, violence, and sexual content. And a good storyline, too. |
| Favorite music | The kind played on instruments and sung with voices. I guess that excludes Gwen Stefani. |
| Favorite books | "Atlas Shrugged" and "Unchained: the unauthorized Van Halen biography". I'm kidding of, course. I can't read. Or write. You'll find that out soon enough if you haven't already. |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
Because Krusty said it was. He didn't care for cantaloupe and, honestly, can you blame him?