Gender	Female
Occupation	Homemaker
Location	Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Introduction	I'm a SAHM. I have two wild & adorable little boys and a baby girl who's knock-your-socks-off gorgeous. I'm also a wife, cook, avid reader, couch-potato TV freak, wine fiend, good friend, complusive shopper, bad housekeeper, and choco-holic. This blog may not be appropriate for the sensitive, squeamish, my Dad, your Mom, and those who don't enjoy senseless profanity and/or potty humor. Because I'm not having fun unless I'm offending someone. You've been warned.
Interests	SAMMICHES; Cooking; Reading (cookbooks, magazines, and fiction novels); TV; Wine; Current events; Makeup (I <3 purple eyeshadow); Slamming (doors, drinks & body); Revenge & Evil Plots; Gerard Butler
Favorite movies	Rear Window; Boondock Saints; Cutting Edge; Momento; Sound of Music; What about Bob; Field of Dreams; Love Actually; Sliding Doors; Cinderella Man; Usual Suspects; Pride & Prejudice; Parent Trap (original); Walk the Line; Field of Dreams; Cape Fear; Surf's Up; Waitress; Best in Show
Favorite music	DMB; David Gray; Hootie & the Blowfish; Indigo Girls; John Mayer; Maroon 5; Corrine Bailey Rae; KT Tunsell; Snow Patrol; The Frey; Mat Kearney; Little Blue Crunchy Things; Joshua Radin & Classic Rock like: Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, CSNY, Rolling Stones, Blue Oyster Cult If it's on a Grey's Anatomy Soundtrack I probably LOVE it. (*NOTE: I am not one of those people who can tell you what album a song is from, what year it came out, who the actual writer is & for the record, I hate those people.)
Favorite books	The Scarlet Pimpernal; Harry Potter series; Little Earthquakes; Saffron Skies; Jackdaws; The DaVinci Code; Water for Elephants; The Department of Lost & Found; Bitter is the New Black; The Thirteenth Tale

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

Yes, this is why I avoid being under water