Turkey
My blogs
| Industry | Arts |
|---|---|
| Occupation | T.A.G. Actor (Turkey Actor's Guild) |
| Location | Olden Schmolden, Unknown, United States |
| Introduction | What's up homies? Most of you know me from Thankskilling, the awesome cult classic horror comedy starring me! I was able to get an agent and get into TAG, if you don't know what that is then fuck you! I'm 505 years old going on 506. Pheewf, starting to get quite old now. Good thing I'm in to partying with my friends on the weekends. Doing lines off bitches hind feathers and such. Keeps me young and shit. Well anyways, come visit my blog and you'll get to know me on a whole other level. GGMF I'm not gay. |
| Interests | Terrorizing humans, pussy, beer, uhh, killing, sweet tomahawk axes, handmade teepees (so soft), bitches, partying with my besties, and uh just being straight up a badass TAG actor. |
| Favorite movies | ThanksKilling 1, Schindler's List, Enter the Void - that shit is fuckin craaazaay lolerzz - especially when you're flying high |
| Favorite music | RAP |
| Favorite books | "Hunting Tough Turkeys" by Brian Lovett -> NOT a favorite book. More like Brian Stuffit, that guy is a fag. I don't read. |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
What the fuck kind of question is this? Of course the earth is flat, Copernicus can suck a fat one.