Latch Key Adult
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Social Worker, reluctant writer, artist, salsa maker and nun. |
| Location | Sunnyside, NY, United States |
| Introduction | Currently writing a book entitled Your Penis Is Dead, about penile dysfunction. Previous books include: 34 Years of Misery, Why Do I Have To Shake The Crippled Girls Hand at Church?, Tales of a Graduate School Nothing, Are You There God? It's Me, Hitler. Charter member of the Gay Prom Date Society, Handjobs for the Homeless. I was born in a small mining town in Penn. where I'd carve soap figures of local politicians and sell them to tourists and the less intelligent people of the town. Currently, I work as a school bus driver in NYC, which is odd, because children can walk to school. Favorite TV shows -- The Drew Carey Show, According to Jim. I'm thrilled that Two and a Half Men has replaced Will and Grace on the CW11. Charlie Sheen is a true comic genius. You can tell from his Loaded Weapon and Major League Movies. |
| Interests | hijinx.... |
| Favorite music | If you are a 70's rock chick with age on your face and a sag in your tits, I love you. |
| Favorite books | The Holy Bible, especially the joke section. |