Meggy

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Gender	Female
Occupation	Domestic Goddess/Malcontent
Location	United States
Introduction	About me...if I knew a lot about me, I would be able to eliminate at least one symptom of BPD. HA! Oh, the lack of identity makes one grimmace. Where's my mirror, dammit! But rather than tell you inane bits of trivia here, I'll let you get to know me through the general daily or weekly rantings. The only thing I'll say for sure is that humor is essential and a saving grace. Everything else is just gravy.
Interests	Sports, dogs, reading, movies, cooking, eating my cooking, eating out, surfing the web, people watching, tv, yes, tv, discussing the lunacy I see on a daily basis.
Favorite Movies	If it's funny, I'll watch it. If it makes a teenage boy laugh, it will make me laugh. I do NOT do gore. I adore animated movies.
Favorite Music	Green Day, All American Rejects, Elton John, Classical Piano, Cher, Adam Lambert, Hip Hop, Pink, MIA, Natasha Bedingfield, Carrie Underwood.
Favorite Books	Mysteries, Romance, but primarily Carl Hiassen, Tim Dorsey, Christopher Moore. HOLY CRAP THEY'RE HYSTERICAL. Also Mariah Stewart, the Bible, depending on who's interpreting it. There are some twisted turds out there.

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

Because my shoes are fabulous.