ThereWillBePayne

About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Location NSW, Australia
Introduction Intraverted, Intropersonal, Imperfect. Too serious for my own good and prone to excessive explainations with eccentric florid language and rants of various forms about the failings of popular culture.
Interests Drawing, Writing, Reading, YouTube, Webcomics, Video Games
Favorite Movies Stalker, Alien, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Inception, Hot Fuzz
Favorite Music deadmau5, Coldplay, RATATAT, Danger Doom, Two Steps From Hell, The Whip, The Antlers, METRONOMY, Mumford and Sons, Weekend Wolves, Hamster Alliance, Aesop Rock, Telekinesis, Astronautalis
Favorite Books Max Brooks, Garth Nix, J.R.R. Tolkien, Terry Pratchet, Eric Nylund, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, George R. R. Martin, 1984 - George Orwell, H. P. Lovecraft

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'll uncoil the slinky and ignite the goat to melt down the slinky and build a device for creating temporal gateways, battle my way through an eldritch dimension with one of the goat's legs and arrive in a petting zoo covered in alien ichor wielding a goat's leg.