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ThereWillBePayne
On Blogger since: October 2011
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About me

GenderMale
IndustryStudent
LocationNSW, Australia
IntroductionIntraverted, Intropersonal, Imperfect. Too serious for my own good and prone to excessive explainations with eccentric florid language and rants of various forms about the failings of popular culture.
InterestsDrawing, Writing, Reading, YouTube, Webcomics, Video Games
Favorite moviesStalker, Alien, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Inception, Hot Fuzz
Favorite musicdeadmau5, Coldplay, RATATAT, Danger Doom, Two Steps From Hell, The Whip, The Antlers, METRONOMY, Mumford and Sons, Weekend Wolves, Hamster Alliance, Aesop Rock, Telekinesis, Astronautalis
Favorite booksMax Brooks, Garth Nix, J.R.R. Tolkien, Terry Pratchet, Eric Nylund, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, George R. R. Martin, 1984 - George Orwell, H. P. Lovecraft

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'll uncoil the slinky and ignite the goat to melt down the slinky and build a device for creating temporal gateways, battle my way through an eldritch dimension with one of the goat's legs and arrive in a petting zoo covered in alien ichor wielding a goat's leg.

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