Gender	Female
Location	Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction	I was put on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die.
Favorite movies	Good Night and Good Luck, His Gal Friday, Philadelphia Story
Favorite music	Jon McLaughlin, Kate Vogele, Sandi Thom, Sarah Bareilles, Sugarland, Eddie From Ohio
Favorite books	The Great Derangement, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Dresden Files

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

This? No, certainly not a fish. That would be cruel. This is a mermaid.