Lucy Lovehandles
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Artist, Explorer and Personal assistant to Sir Cecil Madhouse, the Ninth Earl of Poppycock |
| Location | Oamaru, New Zealand |
| Introduction | I was born in a little village in England, the only daughter of Ysabella and Maurice Lovehandles. My father's family had been a noble one, but fallen on hard times, and it has been my fate to have to make my own way in life, unassisted by those advantages which a fine fortune might bring. Fortunately, my not inconsiderable artistic talents (and, I suspect, some of my finer physical attributes) brought me to the notice of dear Sir Cecil, who was even then (although unaware of it himself) quite desperately in need of feminine assistance. I did the right thing, and filled that yawning gap for him, and I can assure you that he has not regretted it for one moment |
| Interests | I am a Rennaissance woman, which means that my interests are wide-ranging. In one day only, you may find me examining, drawing, dissecting and stuffing some strange creature which has just been brought in, new to science. After that, I might go for a quick gallop on my horse, Slasher, because I like to keep fit and enjoy speed, and then it will be a quick tidy up and dinner with Sir Cecil, followed by music in the Drawing Room. Of course, I don't like to brag, but I am a talented artist, and a fine musician. |
| Favorite Movies | I do not understand the question. My minder had me view something called 'television' last night. I saw 'News'(very odd) 'Sports News' (positively barbaric) and a very short story about someone called Goldstein. My minder said it was his last advert. Are these movies? If so, I liked the one about Goldstein the best. The poor man put me in mind of Sir Cecil, only much thinner. He clearly needs a Personal Assistant. |
| Favorite Music | I like Mozart and Vivaldi. |
| Favorite Books | Sir Cecil's Cmpendium of Rare and Exotic Creatures would top the list on my Christmas shopping. |