Hatefist
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Charming Oaf |
| Location | St. Louis, MO, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I'm nothing special, but I'm pretty awesome in my average-ness. I aim pretty high, figuring that I'm probably gonna miss the first few shots. |
| Interests | Learning, thinking, having fun, music, inside, outside, nice girls, good friends, sandwiches. |
| Favorite movies | Goonies, Harvey, Flight of the Navigator, Brother from Another Planet, Ice Pirates, Jack Frost 2, Gremlins, Gremlins 2 The New Batch, Caddy Shack, Fletch, Where in the World is Osama bin Laden, The Power of Nightmares, Koyaanisqatsi, Naqoyqatsi, Powaqqatsi, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, Donnie Darko, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Freddy vs Jason, Critters 2, House, House 2, House 4, Dead Alive |
| Favorite music | The Presidents of the United States of America, NOFX, Tchaikovsky, Oingo Boingo, Liquid Tension Experiment, Gogol Bordello, Estradasphere, Clutch |
| Favorite books | Walden, Days of War Nights of Love, Evasion, Empire of Scrounge, Nickel & Dimed, Neverwhere, American Gods, Good Omens, Anansi Boys, King Rat, Lamb, My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
I'd start at a lighthouse in Kentucky. Oh I should be so lucky. I could sell fill dirt to the groundlings and water to the drowning. But if it's too shallow I'd dig it more deep, and if it's too narrow I'd dig more wide. And when I see that point of light, I'd shake hands with the other side.