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| Gender | Male |
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| Introduction | My turn-ons include long walks on the beach and pediatric anesthesiologists. |
| Interests | lacrosse, video game music, piano, physics, lemonade, chocolate pudding, the simpsons, PEZ, Legos, mashed potatoes, Lebanon, Macs, chemistry, RPGs, reading, the zoo, writing, grape juice, kibbe b'sounieh, elasto mania |
| Favorite movies | Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Emperor's New Groove |
| Favorite music | Anything and everything except everything and anything. |
| Favorite books | The Mezzanine, Lucky Wander Boy, Go Dog Go, Waiting for Godot, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Iliad |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I'd mate the slinky with the goat, witness the miracle of life, and then shoot myself in the face with the gun you forgot to mention.