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Gender	Male
Introduction	My turn-ons include long walks on the beach and pediatric anesthesiologists.
Interests	lacrosse, video game music, piano, physics, lemonade, chocolate pudding, the simpsons, PEZ, Legos, mashed potatoes, Lebanon, Macs, chemistry, RPGs, reading, the zoo, writing, grape juice, kibbe b'sounieh, elasto mania
Favorite Movies	Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Emperor's New Groove
Favorite Music	Anything and everything except everything and anything.
Favorite Books	The Mezzanine, Lucky Wander Boy, Go Dog Go, Waiting for Godot, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Iliad

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'd mate the slinky with the goat, witness the miracle of life, and then shoot myself in the face with the gun you forgot to mention.