Dia Sparrow

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Singer/Comic Book Writer/Podcaster/World Taker-Overer
Location New York, New York, United States
Introduction I'm a singer for a solo project called Flanagan's Dog. I'm the writer for the comic book Tracer Life. I co-host the Stuff & Things podcast, and I'm a member of a sketch comedy group. I'm inspired by Less Than Jake, Kevin Smith, the Tenderloins, and Gerard Way. If you've read this far, ask me about my Clerks tattoo. (yes, I actually have a Clerks tattoo) Also, if you haven't watched BoJack Horseman, give it a go.
Interests Sci-Fi, Comics, Music, and Books. Ask me if you really want to know more.
Favorite Movies Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Jersey Girl, Red State, Tusk, Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Wars (the original trilogy), And many other ones.
Favorite Music Less Than Jake, My Chemical Romance, Bowling For Soup, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Goldfinger, Mest, Blink-182, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish, Alkaline Trio, Foxboro Hot Tubs, Courage My Love, John Mayer (Judge me all you want), Black Flag, The Misfits, The Ramones, Imagine Dragons, Soul Asylum, Everclear, there's more just ask.
Favorite Books Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose by Craig Ferguson, Tuesdays With Morrie, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill a Mockingbird, Tough Shit by Kevin Smith

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Do I describe it using an onomatopoeia or descriptive words? No, you know what? You used the word "moist," so no. I'm not answering this.