Scrumpox

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation Analyst/Manager
Location Metroplex, Mid-Atlantic, United States
Introduction Highly observant, cynical, caustic humor, with ample faith in the common man to make a mess of just about anything. An ardent believer in tempered tolerance of the different and divergent, with unbridled loathing for the hypocritical, dishonest and intolerant.
Interests Avoiding the stupid and vain, suffering the idiotic and arrogant, tolerating the foolishly and hollow righteous, pitying the religiously addled/duped.
Favorite Movies Zoolander, The Fifth Element, Trainspotting, The Great Race, Clockwork Orange, both Wonka films, Blade Runner, Caddyshack, Zentropa, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Paint Your Wagon, Natural Born Killers, The Duellists, Forbidden Zone.
Favorite Music Whatever is on XM Radio particularly online on XM 30 Weirdness on Special X, Steely Dan, Frank Zappa and all Zappa tribute recordings, Pat Metheny and Group, Jamiroquai, Ultra-Lounge, The Clash, Rancid, Special EFX, Spyro Gyra, Aquabats, Michael Franks, Kansas, Yes, King Crimson, Talking Heads, various baroque classical, NOFX, Black Flag, Swing Out Sister, Diana Krall, Cafe del Mar, Dianne Schuur, BB King, Robert Cray, Charles Brown, Deborah Coleman, gonzo covers of classics and standards
Favorite Books To The White Sea, Deliverance, Catch-22, The Place of Dead Roads, Cities of the Red Night, The Thoughts and Meditations of Khalil Gibran, On The Road, American Psycho, Junkie, Lolita, Orientalism, Military Blunders, Calvin and Hobbes collections, Naked Lunch, The Metamorphosis, All The King's Men, Steppenwolf, Ulysses, South, Gates of Fire, Desolation Angels, Howl, Kentucky Ham, Blink, The Tipping Point

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

On the side where the leg is long, the axis supports alignment, but only for the aware. Avoid sharp objects.