ROB
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | STAGE TECH/STAGE HAND |
| Location | FULLERTON, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I'M A WONDERFUL PERSON WITH A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR WHICH OFTEN GETS ME INTO TROUBLE. I SPEAK BOTH ENGLISH AND PIG-LATIN WITH RELATIVE EASE. NOTHING OFFENDS ME EXCEPT RAPE, MURDER, TERRORISTS, POLITICIANS (ALSO KNOWN AS LYING SACKS OF SHIT), RELIGIOUS NUTS, RAP MUSIC, AND THE HUMAN RACE IN GENERAL. OTHER THAN THAT, I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. OH, AND I'M LEFT-HANDED, WHICH MEANS I'M WEIRD OR SHOULD I SAY DIFFERENT. LASTLY, I'VE BEEN PLAYING GUITAR OVER 30 YRS. THOUGH I DO THAT RIGHT-HANDED--GO FIGURE! |
| Interests | I LOVE MY FAMILY & FRIENDS, MY GUITARS, MY DOG, HOWARD STERN, PHIL HENDRIE, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN (NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER)+ SURFING, DISC GOLF, BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, TENNIS, HACKY SACK, CAMPING, AND KILLING ANTS AND SPIDERS WITHIN 50 FT. OF MY HOME. |
| Favorite Movies | LIFE OF BRIAN OR ANY MONTY PYTHON STUFF, HOWARD STERN'S PRIVATE PARTS, THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT, THE SIMPSONS, SOUTHPARK, MASH & BARNEY MILLER RERUNS ON T.V., ANIMAL PLANET, THE HISTORY CHANNEL, PHIL HENDRIE SHOW'S WEBCASTS, DIRTY HARRY, GOOD FELLAS, FAWLTY TOWERS, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL, SPINAL TAP(EVEN THOUGH ROB REINER IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE), ED WOOD |
| Favorite Music | THE WHO, RUSH, JEFF BECK, IRON MAIDEN, UFO, STEELY DAN, BEATLES, JOE SATRIANI, DEEP PURPLE, DIXIE DREGS, SCORPIONS, JUDAS PRIEST, OZZY, YES, QUEENSRYCHE, AEROSMITH, FRANK ZAPPA, MSG, STEVE VAI, VAN HALEN, LED ZEPPELIN, LARRY CARLTON, MARC BONILLA, ELP, THIN LIZZY, GARY MOORE, PINK FLOYD, JETHRO TULL, RAINBOW, DIO, ALCATRAZZ, AND OTHER GOOD STUFF |
| Favorite Books | FULL MOON, PRIVATE PARTS, MISS AMERICA, GIANT STEPS, THE NATURAL SUPERIORITY OF THE LEFT-HANDER, CAN YOU TELL I DON'T READ MUCH? |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
TOO MUCH TO COUNT AND PROBABLY ENOUGH TO FILL A FEW HOUR GLASSES.