The Breakfast Club

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Occupation restaurant critics
Location portland, maine
Introduction breakfast is the most important meal of the day. and portland, maine has more fried eggs per capita than any other city that begins with the letter "p." have you ever found yourself stressed out about deciding where to get sunday brunch? do you often feel alone because you think you're the only person out there who doesn't understand what the big deal is about pancakes? have you ever gone to a reputable diner (like one on commercial street that begins with "b" and ends with "ecky's" for example) and realized that it was a tragic mistake? do you get slightly homicidal when your over-hard eggs are even the slightest bit runny? well then we're the folks for you! we prefer to remain anonymous, so don't try to figure out who we are. sometimes there are 4 of us, sometimes 12...but there will always be 3 -- the core crew of The Breakfast Club. every week we'll happen upon a different breakfast joint -- be it fancy, divey, greasy, or free -- and let you know how it all goes. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.