Occupation	Sales Weasel
Location	United States
Introduction	I throw one major party every 4-5 years. For whatever reason, this is the year. My kids have birthdays three days apart, so they will celebrate on the same day. With two distinct themes.
Interests	Reading, Music, Running, Hiking,Family, Cooking, Wine-particularly Argentinean, religion, and a love hate relationship with politics
Favorite movies	Any LOTR, Braveheart, Sabrina (1996), Once, The Red Violin, Dangerous Beauty, Any Will Ferrell, Juno was pretty great, Waiting for Guffman, Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride
Favorite music	Peter Gabriel, Bach, KD Lang, Johnny Mercer, Christopher Parkening, Crowded House, and an embarrassing penchant for Original Broadway Cast Recording of _________ musical-pretty much any one.
Favorite books	Children's Lit-all kinds, Fantasy, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Everything That Rises Must Converge, The Sound and The Fury, Run With The Horsemen trilogy by Ferrol Sams, Norton Anthology-pretty much any one, Edith Hamililton's Mythology, Hans Christian Anderson Unabridged Works, The Sparrow and Children of God by Mary Doria Russell, Pathology by Carol Porth (I know...not really what is meant by the question.), Anne Rice (non-dirty), Maia by Richard Adams, Laurie King's Mary Russell series, Bartimaeus trilogy, anything by Neil Gaiman

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

Never had one. The paper is too mushy to cut skin by the time you handle it. A papier machete cut, however, might give one pause.