The Frog Lady
| Occupation | Bucket Attendant |
|---|---|
| Location | Frozen Lily-Pad, South Orkney Islands, Antarctica |
| Introduction | The Frog Lady lives in cryostasis on a lily-pad in Antarctica, and transmits fake commentary on Canadian and World Politics via nuclear tadpole. The Frog Lady is a fan of Dar Heatherington and other obscure former municipal politicians. In addition, the Frog Lady likes to eat flies and talk about itself in the third person. Death to Smoochie. |
| Interests | Pre-Cambrian History, Scientology, Buckets, Eating Flies, Astrophysics, (s)hopping, The West Edmonton Mall, Nepotism, Watching bugs fly back and forth (and then eating them), Jesus |
| Favorite movies | Straw Dogs, Baby's Day Out, March of the Penguins, The Wizard of Oz, Anything with Kermit the Frog in it, Meatballs 3 |
| Favorite music | So Long Mom (A Song for World War Three), Pollution, Pig Calypso, The Folk Song Army, A Symphonic Prelude, Jerry Springer the Opera Soundtrack, Bein' Green, Happy Feet |
| Favorite books | Blink, Ask Kermit: Does Cheese Grow on Trees?, The Player: The Life & Times of Dalton Camp, Where are Kermit's Keys?, RN: The Memoirs of Richard Nixon, Kermit's Guide to Life in the '90s |