Oscillating Hazelnut

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Condom Tester. What do you honestly think???
Location Gushington, The Birthplace Of Necrotizing Fasciitis
Interests Exotic diseases, Gentleman's Literature, Amusing Non-Gentlemanly Literature, Magic the Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, Explosives, Radiation Poisoning, Epic Poetry, Acid Rock, Body Building (in the mode of Victor Frankenstein), Watering Potplants.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Hold the goat by its horns then use the elastic power of the slinky to propel me out.