TheCautionaryWhale

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About me

Gender Female
Location Antarctica
Introduction I'm opinionated. I hate Rubiks cubes with a fiery passion. Stem-and-leaf-plots make my brain itch with boredom...May I have a rusty spoon, pwetty pwease?
Interests Sharpening highlighters using telekenesis and hyphenated things.
Favorite Movies Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, Mamma Mia, Juno, Little Man Tate, The Simpsons Movie
Favorite Music Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Ella Fitzgerald, Madeline Peyroux, The Spooky Men, Green Day
Favorite Books Too many to list. Anything by Douglas Adams.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

Ahwaha-ahwaha-ahwawa *Jabbers incomprehensibly due to magnetic tongue*