Gender	Male
Occupation	Food Slave
Location	Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Introduction	Lets pretend we're anywhere else
Interests	reading, riding an expensive mountain bike, sleeping outside, walking up mountains, sushi, curry, cheese,
Favorite movies	Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Good Will Hunting, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Into the Wild, Funny
Favorite music	Sufjan Stevens, the arcade fire, Elliot Smith, Bon Iver, Mates of State, Pinback, Thom Yorke, MIA, Justice, NOFX, Ratatat, whatever moves me
Favorite books	Into the Wild, The Last American Man, No Country for Old Men, WOT, Fight Club

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

I would choke a bald frog with a wig, just for the sake of the wig.