Gender	Female
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction	I am a wife, mother and commander of a feline army.
Interests	Yoga, cooking, writing, sewing, knitting, crocheting, baking, and film.
Favorite movies	Harold and Maude, Slumdog Millionaire, A Clockwork Orange, Elizabeth: the Virgin Queen, Trainspotting, the Fountain, The Darjeeling Limited, and The Devil Wears Prada.
Favorite music	Mozart, Charlie Parker, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ben Harper, Esperanza Spaulding, The Mars Volta, A Perfect Circle and Nina Simone--to name a few.
Favorite books	100 Years of Solitude, A Brief History of Time, A Wrinkle in Time, In The Temple of My Familiar, Harry Potter and The God of Small Things.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

By using a quiver of knitting needles, instead.