Mike Taylor

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Technology
Occupation Software Guy
Location Ruardean, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
Introduction Despite being known only from a few poorly preserved fossils, scientists have reconstructed me as having been up to four meters tall at the shoulder. My primary feeding mechanism is a series of elongate spiny proboscises (if that's a word) through which I ingest the already digested innards of my enemies. By day, I am usually seen browsing the African savannah in search of new enemies, but at night I don a weasel costume and fight crime under a secret identity that I am not at liberty to divulge here. I hold several dozen postgraduate degrees in the liberal arts, and on several occasions have given my own life that others might live. I am hunted mainly for my beautiful reddish brown pelt, which is prized throughout central and east Asia (which is a shame as I said earlier that I am indiginous to Africa). My ideal job would be work with furry children and underprivileged animals, and my favourite food is mince. My favourite Lego brick is a simple 4x2 plate in classic red, although yellow is nice, too.
Interests dinosaurs, football, food, language, computer programming, protocol standards, biomechanics, family, music, God himself
Favorite Movies Spinal Tap, Jurassic Park, Shrek, Wayne's World, When Harry Met Sally, Terminator 2, Alien, Star Wars, Return of the King
Favorite Music Dar Williams, U2, Paul Simon, Spock's Beard, Blue Oyster Cult, A.C.T, Abba, Delirious?, Beatles, Genesis, Coldplay, it Bites
Favorite Books Dinosaurs: The Encyclopedia

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Because their aim is lousy.