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Gender	Female
Industry	Student
Location	Lawrence, Kansas, United States
Favorite books	James Joyce, David Sedaris, Jhumpa Lahiri, Haruki Murakami, Michael Pollan, Zadie Smith, Anne Fadiman, David Rakoff, Charles Bukowski, Miranda July, Hunter S. Thompson, Virginia Woolf

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Telling him it looks like an enlarged prostate.