Scarlett Crabbansson
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Actress, Singer, Model, Quidditch team captain |
| Location | Los Crabeles, California, United States |
| Introduction | Im just a CRAB, not on the M.A.D or the F.A.G team although I have nothing but love for my fellow CRABs. I have punched a cyclops between the eyes. I once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. |
| Interests | Being with the CRABs, Watching Billy Crystal movies, Jeff Goldblum, Watching the CRABs parkour, Raising Pokemon, Finding Dave's teeth, |
| Favorite movies | The Godfather, Scarface, Rocky, The Matrix, Blazing Saddles, The Longest Yard, Reservoir Dogs |
| Favorite books | Harry Potter, Bible, |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
This is an absurd question. Why would you ask such a question to a CRAB?