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Mattei Gerend
On Blogger since: October 2007
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About me

GenderFemale
OccupationSeak & Destroy
LocationBuellton, CA, United States
Introduction"I can't really do very much for myself. I'm always relying on other people to take care of even my most basic needs. In fact, I can't even wipe my own butt. Daddy says that makes me a liberal for now!"
InterestsNANNAS!!! Chocolate! Pasta, chicken, salmon, apples, melons of all varieties, pizza, puffs, goldfishes, cheese, you get the idea. Notice that there isn't any veggies on that list? Nope, not an accident. Keep that crap away from me. I like my milk, tea, and juice. Daddy gave me a sip of his Frappuccino one day and I loved it but they say it's too sweet so I can't have more. I still don't know what soda tastes like. I love to run around the house and tear everything apart. If there's somewhere I'm not supposed to be, you can guess that's where I am! I also chase the cat everywhere! I love watching TV in the mornings while I drink my milk, but daddy says not too much TV!
Favorite moviesI love to watch TV, especially Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and My Friends Tigger & Pooh. I also watch Little Einsteins sometimes. Mommy & Daddy don't want me watching Sesame Street because of the blatant left-wing bias (and the baby-talking bear, not to mention they HATE Elmo). I love watching the Dodgers (I say "Go Dodgers" whenever baseball is on), and I love chanting "Yay foo-ball" repeatedly. Daddy's also trying to teach me about the joys of NASCAR...
Favorite musicMommy's pop/R&B music. I just LOVE Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, ALO, G. Love, Jason Mraz, and Bob Marley. Don't forget my Disney music! My favorite song is "Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow" by The Rivingtons. Daddy sings along and acts really silly when it's playing. Also lullaby versions of Pink Floyd and Metallica. I also like the music from the jungle music box in my crib. I used to love it when Daddy would put me in the Bjorn and plays Guitar Hero (but I'm a little too big for that now). I'm sort of a metalhead!
Favorite booksI will eat any book you put in front of me. Right now my favorite flavors are "Who Loves Baby" by Auntie Megan, and "Hop on Pop". I love having "Nite-Moon" (Goodnight Moon) read to me at night. 5 times in a row. Daddy tells me that some day I will also like "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand but I'm still a little young for that!
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