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Industry Arts
Occupation Writer
Location Los Angeles, California, United States
Introduction I am a writer, comedian and all around really special person. I mean, seriously special. A lot of people have told me I'm special and I don't argue with them because I don't like confrontation. Once you have been told you're special and it really sinks in there's almost nothing you can't do. Like watch TV or make a Lean Cuisine in the microwave. This is just the tip of the iceberg, people. I like to write about my babies and drugs. Not always in that order. I also have a new book called It's Not Me, It's You: Subjective Recollections of a Terminally Optimistic, Chronically Sarcastic, Occasionally Inebriated Woman. So if you love me or even like me a little, go get it.
Interests Online Poker, judging people's parenting styles, competing in spelling bees, conducting national taste tests, fashioning balloon animals (snakes, eels or any tubal shaped creatures), bragging
Favorite Movies Lost in America, Manhattan, Modern Romance, Tootsie, Fresh, Annie Hall, The Heartbreak Kid (the original - obviously), The Graduate, Office Space, Swingers, Murder On A Sunday Morning, Georgia, High Art, Searching For Bobby Fisher, Halloween 9
Favorite Music Rap, vagina music, big band, alt folk-country, surf punk (not really. But wouldn't I be cooler if I did?)
Favorite Books Good Times, Bad Times - James Kirkwood, Dry - Augusten Burroughs, The Lazlo Letters - Don Novello, The Official Scrabble Dictionary (third edition)

The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?

I would kiss a lot of princes and pray that one of them would turn into a cute, smart, nerdy toad.