Nev

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Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Entertainer
Location Invercargill (!), New Zealand
Introduction A self-confessed ‘cheeky little bugger’, I joined the Experience on their 10th Anniversary tour in 2007 after running away from home in Invercargill. I originally persuaded my mate Doc to accompany me on my new adventures, however Doc was such a pussy that he piked out at Timaru and returned to Invercargill early without seeing his 10th Anniversary contract out! I got sent back to Invercargill after that tour but the band missed me so much they kidnapped me again and took me on their Back Catalogue Tour around NZ. During the PULSE 2011 tour, much to my disgust, I was dropped off back in Invercargill with instructions to carry on administering the blog and looking after all the gnomie stuff 'remotely' (as in, “you can’t get much more ‘remote’ than Invercargill?”). The guys say I’m a bit of a ‘liability’ when we tour (whatever that means), but they say I can go on tour with them again once my attitude improves – I suppose I’m a bit of a cheeky swine and maybe not strictly speaking ‘politically correct’ (‘burp – ’scuse me, was having a quick Grolsh), so if you don’t like smelly opinions, don’t read any more... Nev (AKA Gnomie)
Interests Drinking, smoking, making enormous carbon footprints, hot chicks, touring, being not politically correct, dry ice, shackles, getting as far away from Invercargill as possible.
Favorite Movies Gnome Alone 1 & Gnome Alone 2, Gnome on the Range, I love to watch them on my new Gnome Theatre System.
Favorite Music Pink Floyd (naturally)
Favorite Books The Gnomies New Switchblade, What Sort of Singing Do You Call That Gnomie, Why Gnomies Wear Baggy Pants, How To Tag Like A Gnomie, Hey Moma Let Me Be Your Gnomie, Gnomie Gangsta Lingo For Beginners, The Gnomies Bandana Handbook.