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|Introduction||I'm Cayce, professional translator, unprofessional blogger, and ruthlessly sarcastic mind behind This is NOT Greatest Site. If you have made it to this page, rest assured. This is my real profile page, and you are successfully stalking me.|
|Interests||Reading fanfiction written by strangers on the internet about the fantasy sex lives of my real-life biffles.|
|Favorite Movies||Shimotsuma Monogatari|
|Favorite Music||Buck-Tick, duh. And that Bauhaus song about fish cakes.|
|Favorite Books||William Gibson.|
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
Have you never seen turtles have sex? Because I have, and it's very romantic. The male turtle has a hollow place in the bottom of his shell so he can get spoony with the female.