Tobias the River Midget
| Introduction | "I'm a River Midget. Deal, biatch." |
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| Interests | Pirate Sex |
| Favorite movies | Thirty Romanian Whores; Return of the Thirty Romanian Whores |
| Favorite music | Fusion Polka Rap |
| Favorite books | What's a book? |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
"IF I were a pirate????