Tobias the River Midget
Introduction | "I'm a River Midget. Deal, biatch." |
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Interests | Pirate Sex |
Favorite Movies | Thirty Romanian Whores; Return of the Thirty Romanian Whores |
Favorite Music | Fusion Polka Rap |
Favorite Books | What's a book? |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
"IF I were a pirate????