Gender	Male
Location	Valdosta, Georgia
Introduction	I'm a 30 year old, Caucasian male; from Caucasia apparently, that had average scores on his SATs yet graduated by only paying for one class. (It's a long story). I enjoy hanging out with the few friends that I like, writing (Is this one not obvious enough for you?), and spending time with my wife and our six pound rat Addie.
Interests	Cooking, Golf, Being an ass, Playing the Guitar, Having some beers after a long day of being an ass.
Favorite movies	No Country for Old Men, Spaceballs, The Jerk, The Great Outdoors, Uncle Buck (John Candy was priceless), All of the Vacation movies (Summer, European, Christmas, and Vegas).
Favorite music	Tool, Bullet for My Valentine, Pantera, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Killswitch Engage, Breaking Benjamin, Ninja Gun, and many more that belong in the Heavy Metal and Nu Metal Genre
Favorite books	Maneaters of Tsavo by John Henry Patterson, The Book of General Ignorance by John Lloyd and John Mitchinson, Jamie at Home by Jamie Oliver (So what if it's a fucking cookbook)

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

What you get stuck in driving on rainy days in Georgia.