Phineas Iff
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Andrea Styx |
| Location | Oakland, California, United States |
| Introduction | Yes, I am a fictional character. This should be a trivial concern, as you, dear reader, are likewise a constellation of fictions brought together into an entity you call "you." I am no more real nor unreal than the persona you have unconsciously crafted for yourself over the course of your rather short and, I dare say, unfulfilling lifespan. |
| Interests | Difficult to describe in language translatable to hominid grunts. |