Marisigh

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Gender Female
Industry Marketing
Occupation Magician and Firefighter
Location Chicago-ish, Illinois, United States
Interests my kids, M, running, knitting, reading, good water, lots of tea, dark chocolate

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a man with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?