Cletus Hookworm
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | Faithless healer / editor |
| Location | New Rat's Ass, Neighbourhood of Infinity |
| Introduction | Cletus Hookworm was born in a town repossessed by The Bankers back in the Dirty Thirties and has since spent his life fighting the bastards. He has applied to many top schools and considers himself to have been eligible for major awards in most sports and professions. He has served as Manny Fatback's editor and volleyball coach since 1981. |
| Interests | Cracking walnuts and skulls, attaching sails to kayaks, searching for lost integers, and impondering ponderables. |
| Favorite Movies | Hider in the House, Linda Lovelace For President, Star Wars Holiday Special, Pet Seminary |
| Favorite Music | Anything with pan flutes, Moog synthesizers, or double electric bass guitars, tho not all three at once. |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Patricia Cornhole or Brad Meltzer because they inspire Cletus to believe that even he could get published. |
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
No, I am showing restraint. Simply depress the button to temporarily halt the alarm function. No need to it anything.