On Blogger since October 2006
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Blogs I follow
- <center>ßénch </center>
- Are We Nearly There Yet Mummy?
- homo escapeons
- Old Bitter Balls
- Pearl, Why You Little...
- Preposterous Ponderings
- savannah marsh mama
- THE DONN
- The Sexy Pedestrian
- The Weather in the Streets
- WHAT DO THE VOICES MEAN
|Location||Steelport, The Veil , United Kingdom|
|Introduction||I'm a witty fucker, a base and vile brabbler; chronically dissatisfied person who rebels against the established system,a gob in the eye of convention.I hung on a wind-rocked tree nine whole nights. A man of action is his own Sun. Correct punctuation and sentence structure is for the weak. My mother was an Ulster bare-knuckle fighter and my father a Scottish Viking. I was born in a coracle in the middle of the Irish Sea, delivered by the sea God Manannan. I am the only Timelord with his own teeth. I'm a Chestnut Tree and proud of it. Winner of the Darwin award 1932, runner-up 1954.Time magazine Person of the Year 2006. I'm a double dipper.A hater. A spoiler. A Blogger without a hat is to be mocked. I'm the playboy of the western world.I'm a sexual compulsive and a dangerous intellect. Banned in Halifax. My heart is black but my body is blue.I discovered Blogjinx©. I've been fisting Lemurs Since 500 A.D.|
|Interests||Hookers, Hate crimes, provoking people with stupid logic. Masturbating to the comments on my blog.|
|Favorite Movies||The French connection, The Italian job, The English Patient, The quiet American, Space whores on Planet Sex.|
|Favorite Music||Anything you can sing along to, no banjo music.|
|Favorite Books||Books Are For The Weak!|
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The Money Shot.