Linda

About me

Gender Female
Location Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction "I screwed up something a few months ago and I was like, 'You know who wouldn't do that? Tom Hanks. You know who would keep his mouth shut? Tom Hanks.' I should try to be like Tom Hanks." -Tina Fey
Interests awkwardness, John Cusack, palindromes, Dave Coulier, playing mouth instruments, making empty death threats, elevator fighting as a sport, obnoxious laughter, fanny packs and the people who wear them, nerds (the candy and the variety of boy), not taking shots
Favorite Movies Say Anything, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine..., E.T., What About Bob?, Lilo and Stitch, Sixteen Candles, Edward Scissorhands, Punch Drunk Love, Rules of Attraction, 50 First Dates, Shopgirl, Moon, Away We Go
Favorite Music Weakerthans, The Good Life, Rilo Kiley, Arcade Fire, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, Stars
Favorite Books East of Eden, A Farewell to Arms, Brideshead Revisited, White Teeth, Virgin Suicides, Ordinary People, Beloved, Les Miserable, Harry P. 1-7, Everything Is Illuminated, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Sound and the Fury, Creeley and Bukowski and Plath, all stories about the Glass family, Atonement

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

Scarves are useless. Like umbrellas. They serve a small purpose for an insignificant amount of time in one's day. Sure, I love when my friends knit me scarves but they mostly serve as closet decorations. My neck likes to feel naked, anyway. My neck is kind of slutty.