The Guardian
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Born a poor,fat, white boy in a rural, economically depressed southern Ohio town, I have been relentlessly cornholed by fate ever since. I've survived cancer, marriage, and the working world, still wondering where the hell I went wrong. |
| Interests | guns, drums, and horror flicks |
| Favorite movies | zombie flicks, slasher films etc. |
| Favorite music | I love everything from KISS to Conway Twitty. It's all good! |
| Favorite books | Anything from Alex Jones and Jim Marrs. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Escape?! Give me a car battery and some KY jelly and it's a party!