DarthVader
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Galactic Emperor. Owner of thy being. |
| Introduction | You have no mother. You only have one father. That father is me. I will own you and your being for as long as I live. And I live forever(that is as long as my life support doesn't short-circuit). |
| Interests | Lightsaber practicing, Practicing the dark side of the force(force choke, force push, force, lightning), talk show hosting, criticising, lynching, assasinations, secret dealings, not letting you know any of this |
| Favorite Movies | Star Wars episodes 1 to 5. Episode 6 does not exist. It is a propaganda tool used for Obi-wan to convince others I have died. |
| Favorite Music | Star Wars theme song whenever I appear. |
| Favorite Books | The Life of Vader, The coming of the Darth, A tribute to Darth Sidius, Wielding the force and lightsabers for dummies who have joined the dark side |
You are not allowed to ask questions.