Ensis
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer/Mercenary |
| Location | Corpus Christi, Tx, United States |
| Introduction | What can be said about Ensis? Women want him [to grow up], men want to BE [far away from] him. But the kids love him. All Ensis really wants out of life is a big stack of Pokémon cards and a lair made out of downed planes and upturned ships in a tree [you know, kind of like the place Sonic lives in]. But when the world takes an economic downturn, it’s up to Ensis to save it! Or, at the very least, to try to exploit it for all it’s worth. In order to turn his regular hobby into a lucrative hobby, Ensis must endeavor to become part of the notoriously recession-proof entertainment industry! But to do that, he’ll have to brave the world of Agents, Editors, Artists, and Entrepreneurs. It’s a long row to hoe, but to an aspiring supervillain for whom anything is possible, it can’t be too hard, right? Right? |
| Interests | Gaming, ellipsis, writing, hatred, music, reading, amateur films, etc. |
| Favorite movies | 40 Year Old Virgin, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Duck Soup, Transformers, The Little Mermaid, Bringing Up Baby, Star Wars, Princes Mononoke, Tombstone. |
| Favorite music | Led Zeppelin, Lemon Demon, Showtunes, Tchaikovsky, Michael Jackson, Billy Joel, Ace of Base, Aerosmith, Alan Jackson, Rolling Stones, Brooks and Dunn, Carmina Burana, Punk Covers, Nightwish. |
| Favorite books | The Giver, Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide Series, Peter Pan, Frankenstein, Dracula, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Maximum Ride Series, Harry Potter, Wicked, Grimm's Fairy Tales. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made out of the crystallized broken dreams of a million midwesterners. It will commemorate my triumph over the forces of "goodness".