Darrell

About me

Gender Male
Industry Maritime
Occupation Spewer of Nonsense
Location Mesa, Arizona, United States
Introduction Umm... I'm a dude. Sometimes I write on a blog that Blogger used to host until I moved on to greener and freer pastures at zazzumplop.com. That's all anyone needs to know about me.
Interests grammar, phrasing, smoking the hookah, joke construction, baseball, other people's grandparents, indie rock

The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?

What?