Gender	Male
Industry	Museums or Libraries
Occupation	Clerk
Location	Virginia, United States
Introduction	The cat outsmarts me on a daily basis. Wish I were Piglet, but I'm such an Eeyore. I shower sitting down. I once christened a canoe the Toxic Avenger. White, lowtop Chucks; black hightops. My neighbors are playing Smashing Pumpkins way too loud, which is weird, because I live next to the Pet Shop Boys. Things I can see under the bookcase but cannot reach: 2 cigarette lighters, a cork, tub of Carmex, 1 milk jug tab, pocketknife, a nickel, and a felt bookmark shaped like a giraffe. I'm not a doctor, but I am, in fact, a Pepper. I'm not agoraphobic: I just can't work the doorknob. My blog, for some reason, is called Reeding Lessons.
Interests	academy awards, archeology, astronomy, bare feet, bibliography, books, broccoli, cat shovel, collage, daisies, dandelions, decoupage, dr. pepper, ephemera, erasers, felt-tip pens, film, flash gordon soap, flittermice, fritos, google, grilled cheese, hurricanes, iceland, index cards, japonica, kiwifruit, letter writing, libraries, long walks, lycanthropy, mangoes, marginalia, metafilter, minutia, movies, museums, npr, georgia o'keeffe, oscars, outer space, outsider art, paleontology, paper clips, pbs, pencils, penguin dust, pitching woo, poetry, postcards, potatoes, radio belly, red wine, henry reed, larry rivers, rubber bands, john singer sargent, szechuan, snow days, station wagons, things found in books, time travel, trivia, umbrellas, used books, vodka, james mcneill whistler, frank lloyd wright
Favorite movies	An American Werewolf in London, Beautiful Girls, Before Sunrise, The Big Sleep, Bladerunner, The Dark Crystal, Doctor Zhivago, Dragonslayer, The Empire Strikes Back, Four Weddings and a Funeral, The Girl the Gold Watch and Everything, The Goonies, The Graduate, The Hudsucker Proxy, It's a Wonderful Life, John Carpenter's The Thing, Killing Zoe, LOST, The Lost Room, Mad About You, MAS*H, Moonstruck, Mr. Mom, Never Cry Wolf, Le Pacte des loups, Pinocchio, Prelude to a Kiss, Punch-Drunk Love, Repo Man, Rock & Rule, Rushmore, Sixteen Candles, Somewhere in Time, Splash, Stranger than Fiction, Suddenly Last Summer, The Tao of Steve, thirtysomething, Time Bandits, Tremors, Uncle Buck
Favorite music	Chopin, The Clash, Liszt, Mussorgsky, Carl Orff, Violent Femmes
Favorite books	Animal Farm, Beowulf, Bloom County, Catch-22, The Club Dumas, Cryptonomicon, Harlan Ellison, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Anne Frank, Franny and Zooey, Gilgamesh, Hamlet, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Idiot, Innocents Abroad, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, The Little Prince, A Map of Verona, The Name of the Rose, National Geographic, New Yorker, Nine Stories, Papillon, Possession, Henry Reed, The Savage Detectives, Sirens of Titan, Sometimes a Great Notion, Sweet Thursday, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Three Musketeers

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