Shinerpunch
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Exclamation points are horseshit. I get nervous in buildings with white walls, because it's infuriating when people don't take advantage of the canvas in front of them. My first tattoo was way more interesting than your first blog entry. This summer I'm getting my motorcycle license. |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
Impossible. Turtles, by nature, are ascetic prudes. Shelling turtles is like making good decisions hopped up on fucking moonshine and kerosene.