Eli

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Gender Male
Location Athens, GA, United States
Introduction I survive by eating pears and chickens. I am also an expert in men's fashion.
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Office Space, Clerks, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Village, Stranger Than Fiction
Favorite Books Fountainhead, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Skinny Legs and All, Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher in the Rye

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made of out stucco and will honor me for splitting up our homeowners association into two separate entities.